By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 23:12 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 267 589
You deserved it 28 624

Same thing different taste

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KPACOTKA 0

YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG

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CPTobvious_fml 0

so what you can't have sex on your honeymoon. Have you been saving yourself for marriage? If yes... that sucks.... That's what you get for eating like a pig and sitting your virgin fatass on the couch for the past 10 years. If no.... have sex later..... you are married now... it's not like it's a once in a lifetime hookup... you will be laying next to that person for the rest of your life or divorce Maybe your doctor told you that because he didn't want to think about you having "fat people sex"

Cormophyte 0

I agree with a bunch of people here. If you're in shape and eat what you should, this sucks. If you're fat or eat crap, then you need to lose some weight and realize that you did this entirely to yourself. And it's going to get worse. My father's like that. He's fat, has high blood pressure, and just had a heart attack a few years ago. He's sloooowly losing weight but still complains constantly as if it was just bad luck that I'd never seen or heard of him getting any exercise my entire life. He gets no sympathy from me, he weighed 350.

saxyblueeyez 0

Ouch that sucks Guess he's both happy and upset too, happy because the fun will be about him but unhappy because you can't have sex, plus it seems a bit of a waste of a honeymoon

sneakersneaker 0

Wow... Now THAT'S an FML if I've ever heard of one.

alex_vik 0

Boo hoo, you can't have sex with your wife as soon as soon as you're married.

ChronoZaga 0

If you had taken better care of yourself, this wouldn't happen.

It's ok, you'll have the rest of your life to have sex. Nobody has sex on their wedding night anyway, they're too hammered/tired, lol. At least you'll be getting your honeymoon's money worth because you'll fully enjoy the place you go to. XD

life_is_a_hooker 0

Have sex anyway.... But look at it this way, you're probably not going to want to have sex on your wedding night anyway since you'll probably be too tired to. :o/