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Just smoke weed or something man. Calm yourself down. If you're a guy, sex shouldn't be that stressful. The man always wins the race to ******
doctors are dumb. i say go for it..i agree w/ # 8 hahaha less work more fun.
This is more of a FMM (**** My Month). If I were you, I'd do it anyways. Though if you died, maybe your girl would join the army just like in Private Benjamin.
LAAAAME!!!!!
that sucks majorly :( explain to your future wife what happened and work on other ways to please her before you actually have sex
ha...why is there always one post telling the OP to just smoke weed? i mean, yeah, it's awesome and all... do it, but take it slooooow...don't get rough and crazy...and take some blood pressure pills... and really...it's just a month. unless you've saved yourself for this day or something ... then it's an FYL ...
wow...does high blood pressure affect your ****** too? sack up hotshot, every newlywed wife needs a dose or twelve of baby gravy... and if you did die, can you think of a more masculine way to go? balls deep in a hottie...i think i speak for all men when i say "That's how i wanna go"
it's not the end of the world, i promise
Probably just wedding stress, once you are married it will pass. Enjoy your honeymoon.
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ouch. have sex anyway.
YOUR LIFE DOES SUCK.... BUT NOT FOR LONG