By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Spicy
Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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FluffyPandas156 13

it's embarrassing now, But later it may be funny in the future.

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dutchy86 20

so? just let them lay in there bed at night... wishing to get laid while they hear you moan an get spanked ;)

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VampOfSavannah 31

College isn't cheap, I doubt that many students can afford a hotel room.

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rylaii 26

Hotel room walls are just as thin too. Still going to be overheard

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Good news everyone, you've just had sex so stop complaining

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bdsmslave 18

The realization must have hit you pretty hard...

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Saraj07 18

Spanking FTW. Don't worry op, I doubt your the only one in your dorm who's done the deed and been heard. I mean it is college, sex is all over the place there. My first day of freshman year I heard the people below me going at it all night long. My roommate and I were like 'okay welcome to college I guess o.O'.

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MrConcise 34

Surprised it took somebody this long to mention the spanking. Everybody is focused on the wrong red cheeks. You go, OP. Own it.

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