By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 21:06 - United States - Buffalo

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Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML
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ComoEsJuan 24

Ask him if his mouth has any connection to his brain. What an ass.

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Jelbeztok 17

if i were you, im pretty sure i'd make him wait a while even after the two weeks.

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sugarbear0727 19

What a dick. :/

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commandercolbert 6

selfish u should make him wait longer than 2 days lol

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ughhseriouslywow 10

Tell him, "No, but it doesn't have anything to do with my clit either."

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imbedderdenu 23

lmao sounds like something my husband would say. ..smh men!!

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Tgo19053 15

Sheesh, you people need to learn to take a joke.

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brandoneyez1 25

That's not right! I was always told if she doesn't take from behind .....

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Mmresd 5

Your mouth doesn't have to be the ONLY resolution to YOUR problem.

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johnr0st 2

haha yes, all we need is a hole to ****, which one, doesn't matter when in love

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