By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 700
You deserved it 15 291

Same thing different taste

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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

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EmilyFrances 0

omg! I thought the e x a c t same thing! I was so confused until I read your comment... HA! I didn't even think of that.... x)

hoff90 0

Sounds sad buddy. And dumb how some people jump to a conclusion that the guy is the one who left the woman. The way he's saying it, him and his partner split up before they found out she was pregnant. Hell, ever think that SHE may have left HIM before or after she knew, and without telling him if she was pregnant? Yes, he could have left her, but he may not of known anything about the pregnancy, but her fault for not telling him earlier. Of course, if she was smart she wouldn't have left him if she knew she was pregnant.

Jbiebs82 0

Add me on facebook.com/Yourlifeistoofuckedup

pen_island21 0

no we will. @16. and wow on facebook?

virtue_tm 0

Your comment : if you weren't around to find out that it's your own fault for being a crappy father. and if youre going to use the excuse 'she didnt tell me, how could i have known?' then try using a condom you stupid dick.

I don't follow. I'm not a Facebook person. that's probably why.

OP correct me if I'm wrong....but I'm pretty sure what he means is that his sob added him on facebook, and he didn't know the son existed until now

What is YDI and OP. Kind of new. Is it that obvious? =P

luvpuppy 13

YDI stands for "you deserved it", while OP stands for "original poster". I hope I helped! XD

hippo1234 19

lol at first I thought you were a girl and I was like, O.o wtf?? and then I realized you were a guy...