Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy....

By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 18 117

By mystery - 17/06/2012 02:08 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 731

You deserved it 2 392

By Eheath12Jheath14 - 12/07/2018 01:30

Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 331

You deserved it 503

By kiken.bara - 06/01/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 961

You deserved it 7 498

By Tweety - 09/04/2011 11:40 - United States

Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 8 514

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 777

You deserved it 642

By Quiteannoyed - 09/03/2013 10:35 - Finland

Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 245

You deserved it 2 898

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 02:17 - United States - Akron

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 800

You deserved it 79 044

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 166

You deserved it 4 500

By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 347

You deserved it 11 267

Zhejan 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 17:37

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

DrunkenValor 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 16:09

I wonder how many people liked it.

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AmandaDestroys 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:37

How is that even possible? O.o

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Friday 30 September 2011 2:49

#43 I thought the same thing at first! You Just made my day a little less sucky

djjaxon2001 4

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:05

Damn did I here kids

ITalkthatShit 6

Thursday 5 April 2012 9:54

Damn!!!!

rockybalboaaa_ 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 14:43

Sounds like something from Newport News , OP .

inkdeath87 18

Wednesday 8 May 2013 3:29

You're the one who had sex in the first place! Its your own fault!

luvpuppy 13

Tuesday 30 July 2013 4:26

Why weren't you at the hospital? Oh well, my father missed my birth as well.

Klwulffy 14

Saturday 4 April 2015 16:26

Wait what?

Nydreah 13

Saturday 27 June 2015 0:13

Wow.

Drentiful 9

Wednesday 2 September 2015 20:04

Well why weren't you with your wife?!

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Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

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Today, despite a car accident, lockdowns, and the stress of dealing with an elderly parent, I have been so happy planning a vacay with my amazing boyfriend. I woke up to being dumped because he feels he needs to prioritize his time between his kid and work. Immediately after, he popped up as active online in a game. FML

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You deserved it 184

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML

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You deserved it 45 057

Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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Today, the girl I'd been seeing for a few weeks lost her mind and yanked my car's e-brake while we were on the highway. Why? Because I said I wasn't really interested in having kids. Guess I'll cross that relationship off as a "hell no". FML

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