By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

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jjjeah 0

Hi, there is something called "sex before marriage". The mother was obviously not his wife.

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gsdagjklg 0

YDI because you called your own son "it".

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Melisaaaa 0

Yeah #96 Because Condoms are 100% effective

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vev_fml 0

Well, he didn't know he had a kid. He was doing something wrong here... just thought I had a bit of a solution. Or prevention, for future instances. *whistles innocently*

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TJStarzZ 8

I feel ya, dude. I remember my ex-girlfriend being 7 months pregnant and I'm like "Are you sure, cause I don't remember ******* unless you count that time last YEAR..". It was LOL when she 'broke up with me' cause I wasn't an 'influential role model'.

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Aly3277 0

Sorry you found out that way. Talk to the girl and see what the situation is. Every man should have the right to know he has fathered a child.

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Tubasaurus 0

I like so many people are saying "OMG deadbeat dad you should have kept in in your pants!" as if the mother is just a helpless victim and had no choice but to keep the baby.

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Sachy 0

Oooohhh. I get it lols. I thought you were like a female and you didn't realize you had a child. What a sad life you have (:

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