By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML
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Zhejan 0

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******

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rakhil11 7

Like most everybody's saying...what do you mean?

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Ibeapirate 0

....congratulations?

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pumpkiin 0

well watch where you stick your penis . & stick around after you do .

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deliapearl 0

another deadbeat dad in the making. have u contacted her to see ur child yet?

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loquita_fml 0

Poor kid when he learns how to read and adds FML to his I-pod. I'm sure this will make him feel loved.

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KapiTezuka 0

OP, please come back and clear this up. Why did you find it out like this? The way I read it, OP knew there was going to be a baby at some point, but not when exactly.

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Gia0896 0

What does OP stand for?

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BLiNdZoRz 3

I'm quite sure it stands for Original Poster or something like that.

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mmica44love 0

wow lol didnt noe what it was saying until i saw the gender

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exploding_toast 0

this would be so much funnier if the OP was a woman...

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