Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because...

By handyman13 - 25/07/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, I found out that I have a warrant for my arrest, because I was fishing without a fishing license. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2024 06:00 - United States - Albion

Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML

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By dawg - 15/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I found out that the "IRS scam" that I ignored last week was actually not a scam, and now I have a warrant out for me. FML

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By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00 - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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Patterned

By jhughes1997 - 17/06/2013 01:39 - United States - Decatur

Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2018 19:00

Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML

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By lalala - 14/06/2011 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

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By Wolf - 07/11/2018 15:30

Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML

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By Wick - 26/05/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

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Monday 25 July 2011 11:56

seems legit.

cc_the_beast 6

Monday 25 July 2011 12:36

You deserve to be behind bars! Imagine how those fish felt being caught by an unlicensed angler!!!

Comments

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 25 July 2011 14:46

I wonder if Jeremy Wade would need a license...

muzzy211 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:46

that's ****** bro I fill for you in Australia it's the same i hate there law it suxs

cupcake90210 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:49

well thats stupid aint it ?!

BadKitty13 28

Monday 25 July 2011 14:49

HAHAHAHA !

Free_Candy 0

Monday 25 July 2011 14:50

Aw shit! I've been fishing without a license.

wriptidez 0

Monday 25 July 2011 15:05

play dumb but be nice loo

Daederoth 10

Monday 25 July 2011 15:10

You got a ticket for fishing w/o a license. You have a warrant out for not showing up for court on that ticket.

Captain0bv10us 0

Monday 25 July 2011 15:11

and?

panchis16 0

Monday 25 July 2011 15:18

wow this is a new low for the cops man

kiakia0131 23

Monday 25 July 2011 16:39

The cops are just doing their job.

teacher25 3

Monday 25 July 2011 15:21

that's a fishy situation.

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