By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 210
You deserved it 2 697

Same thing different taste

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This might sound stupid but if you haven't got kids and you want them, maybe you should freeze your sperm whilst you still can. Sorry about that mate :(

Dude get a squeaker to replace one of them and jingle bell in the other

bswole 1

Sorry to hear that OP. If you have it removed start taking steroids after to keep your testosterone levels up.

I still have my testicles but having an extra rib is kinda good I can take a hit during MMA without much passion

Stylin_Since_97 10

Cancer surviver right here bro, I can relate:) ten years, and screw that doctor. He's three quarters from being jumped in a dark ally

brokenhelix 4

Sorry to hear about your cancer. You should get prosthetic testicles made the same way the Chinese relaxing balls are made. Then your balls will vibrate and play a lovely tune every time they move around.

kittyLoveZombiez 0

Omg :( I'm sorry OP Hope it doesn't happen Just in case. **** as much as you can

Fubar: Balls Of Fury! You can always get implants......also u should get a new doctor!! Dx