By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 210
You deserved it 2 697

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Why do some of you assholes put 'you deserved it' on horrible stories like this one? 'today, my wonderful, loving mother died in a horrible accident, FML' "oh yeah, they definitely deserved that!!'

I thought woman were born with less runs, there for his comment would make him look stupid

scratch my last comment. I'm wrong, I could have sworn women had less ribs

I think the confusion is not with more or less ribs, but with floating ribs, which have to do with pregnancy.

actually these days all people have the exact same amount if ribs as the other. only in biblical days does this apply for Adam. not for all humans afterwards

So sorry to hear about the cancer man. I hope everything turns out ok.

Akers_L7 8

I feel so sorry for you, I just hope that you've had a child. I'll keep you in my prayers.

dynky 3

He has CANCER and your first thought is that you hope he's had a child? Wow. Firstly, you don't even know whether he wants children, and secondly, there are other ways to have them (adoption, sperm donation,...). Thirdly, I doubt that's top of his list of things to worry about right now, given that he has cancer and all. OP, I just hope you get better.

Akers_L7 8

Wow, no need to be like that. All i hoped was that he at least had a child. Your making it seem like i don't even care...

That's awful. Stay strong brother. You can get through it.

that sucks... but sorry to ask. don't women have Less ribs than men? more room for carrying a baby and all that? so having more ribs makes you more if a man. right?

Sorry bro, you should have knocked the Dr teeth what a duche

Same idea from me: Freeze as much of your semen as you can! You won't regret it!