By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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IntoTheClouds 42

Sorry to hear about your cancer, OP. Best wishes.

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RawrNom 0

I am so sorry! I hope everything goes well and you keep it and if not, that you become healthier and that it doesn't return. I truly wish you the best of luck with the treatment.

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taminak 4

I'm sorry about the cancer truly, but you know that men an women have the same number of ribs right? It is " mandated" by the HOX gene.

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KhronicSmoke 2

Well I guess you'll be able to take a kick to the groin

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xGolBLiiN 1

my friend has cancer too he just lost his leg best of wishes to OP good luck

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BritLass 15

Oh I'm sorry!! That's horrible! Nice timing with the doctor too :/

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loserman67 35

You should have looked him straight in the eye and said, "And you're all the way to being an asshole."

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mileyfan17 8

Sorry to hear that. Gods watching over you and help you get through

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Rip his genitals off then state 'Hey, so are you!'

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