try turkey bacon or chicken bacon?

Bacon and cheese make the world a better place. You, my friend, have lost half your soul today, assuming of course that cheese still remains in your dietary pyramid. When one loses both, your existence becomes hollow (sorry vegans, I know tofurkry is a superfood I just choose not to accept it). I recommend looking inside a heavy black trash and finding your to the bottom for a peaceful nap. Those 300 people who voted you deserve this, is only proof that there is a devil and his spawn roam this earth.

More for me!

I feel sooooooo bad for you :(

Guess you better stay away from pigs..

Should just kill yourself now

Your life has no meaning.

You poor, poor soul. I'm so sorry for your loss. My thought are with you. And with my chicken club with extra bacon...mmm bacon... Sorry, sorry, I forgot you're allergic to bacon...mmm bacon *Homer esque drool*

I'm so sorry. Life is over. Why try to go on.

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyy??????