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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML

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Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2012 23:36 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, I caught my mother trying to switch my contraceptive pill for Tic Tacs. I don't know what's worse - how far she will go to have a grandchild, or that she thought I wouldn't notice that my birth control left me with minty fresh breath. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 20:23 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML

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By samantha - 17/08/2019 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:18

WHAT. That is terrible!!!! D: What if you're not ready for kids?! Jeez... she is crazy. Sorry about your pregnancy. Unless, that is, you're ready for kids now and wanted one.

Emma89_ 0

Monday 16 November 2009 9:19

sorry, but your Mothers a nut job o.O

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bored690 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:45

Make her pay for your kids stuff and for you not being able to work!!! What a psycho b*tch!!!

FunkyVerb 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:54

Fake. She would have noticed if someone had swapped her pills.

utopi3103 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:54

lol @ #73

Zazu7711 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:18

YDI *****

alyze 0

Monday 16 November 2009 15:07

So do you! :)

PhillyFox 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:21

Wow. Your mom is a ******* psycho. If you do decide to keep the baby, I don't think I'd ever let her see your kid. If she's that crazy to do that to her own daughter, who knows what she could do to your child.

XantesFire 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:28

Just get an abortion, it'll solve so many problems and it'll show your mom you won't be manipulated.

myfriend_youfail 3

Monday 16 November 2009 14:36

......Wow. Your mother is more psychotic than mine, if that's even possible. If you carry to term and give birth, make your mother the babysitter. Free of charge, whenever you want, for as long as you want. She wants a grandchild, then she gets to take care of the little brat when you're too tired.

turdburgers 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:39

exactly. Day's already marked on each one.

alyze 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:48

Holy shit. If my mother or any of my family members ever did that, they would be completely disowned. After I inform them that I'm carrying the child to term and then giving it up for a closed adoption. Because I have no intentions of ever having children.