Intimacy: Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend...

By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By garfield749 - 29/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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3-in-1

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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lachy15 15

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:44

Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.

SexySlayer1248 18

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:45

I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend

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Tessa_11 19

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:26

Wow. What a terrible sister and boyfriend. Hopefully ex boyfriend now. Im sorry, OP

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:35

Your sister is your main concern, find out why she thought this of all things was okay, then take that and figure out what to do next. Forgive her or disown her, all depends on you. Him? No excuses get rid of him, they did it in your room for multiple reasons. To disrespect you, to make you finding out easier and to laugh at how you never notice. They both are terrible for that.

Hawaii84 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 20:00

Boyfriends come and go, but your sister doing this to you is the worst betrayal. I hope you kick her ass or just distance yourself from her. How can you ever trust her again. As for your boyfriend I hope you did kicked him swiftly in the balls.