Intimacy: Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend...

By mystery - 07/12/2013 21:55 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

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By SummersEve - 12/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I found out the crappy shampoo I've been borrowing from my girlfriend is actually "feminine wash." FML

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By garfield749 - 29/12/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

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Firehose

By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 16:40 - Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

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By lice - 28/03/2009 13:34 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my sister has been "borrowing" my adult toys and putting them back without washing them well enough. How did I find out? I came back positive for an STI. FML

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Does this smell weird?

By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 15:05 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I found out that the shampoo I’ve been using has yogurt in, following a prank my boyfriend did. Turns out he forgot about it and I’ve been using it for 5 days now. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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3-in-1

By Anonymous - 30/10/2022 02:00

Today, I noticed my good shampoo was disappearing faster than usual. My boyfriend is bald so I just thought I was being silly, until I tried to join him in the shower for sexy time and found him using the shampoo on his balls and ass crack. FML

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lachy15 15

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:44

Either you have really long showers or he is really quick. Either way, bad luck but good riddance.

SexySlayer1248 18

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:45

I'm sorry, I don't know which is a worse betrayal, your sister or your boyfriend

Comments

infamous1212 10

Sunday 8 December 2013 11:25

Seems like you're wasting water! Did you know that every five minutes of a shower uses over 20 litres of water!?

tishtashbat 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 11:36

Maybe she's not wasting that much water, and her boyfriend is just quick. I have a friend who called a taxi for a girl for 15 minutes time, slept with her, and she was dressed and waiting for the taxi 15 minutes later. OPs ex could be one of those guys, and she's only having a 10 minute shower.

Acik91 26

Sunday 8 December 2013 11:50

Average bathtub can hold even 200 litres of water, I believe, so that is still not that bad.

xx000o 27

Sunday 8 December 2013 12:01

Doesn't sound like there's any sleep involved.

KasiaLilith 13

Sunday 8 December 2013 12:18

Jerry Jerry Jerry!!! I cant believe how messed up people we think we know turn out to be.. I'm sorry OP as you lost not only a bf, but also your sister at the same mi ute..

FemskyD 26

Sunday 8 December 2013 12:43

Omfg. Kill both :p Thats soo skanky

chisty87 16

Sunday 8 December 2013 13:03

In this situation you should be questioning and be more mad at your sister than your boyfriend but sorry that happen to you OP a cheating scumbag is a cheating scumbag no matter who he's done it with...

buckdharma 37

Sunday 8 December 2013 15:17

And then a splish splash I jumped back in the bath Well, how was I to know There was a party goin' on?

JMichael 25

Sunday 8 December 2013 15:25

I would say next time take shorter showers. But obviously there won't be a next time. FYL OP.

MissMiranda93 7

Sunday 8 December 2013 15:36

I just want to know why OP's boyfriend was sleeping with her sister in OP's room anyway. Seems to me they would at least take it somewhere else.

perdix 29

Sunday 8 December 2013 15:38

Your boyfriend thinks you're probably rubbing one out in the shower, so he bangs your sister in revenge. Your sister goes along with this because you use all the ******* hot water!