By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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DocBastard 38

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

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jess6blondie9 2

I thought he already was considered female?

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Helloiloveyou199_fml 0

That's okay, at least your not a crazy music teacher that's four foot three like mine. That still kind of sucks though. And how can OP deserve it??!?! She can't control her height.

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notquite69 0

And if I were 300 lbs. heavier I would't be able to get out of bed. But I'm not 300 lbs heavier and you're not 2 inches shorter. Why bitch and complain?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

136 - That's an insult to you and me, and you know it.

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RyanMacVey 17

im 5' 9 which is tall fur ma age but a used tae go oot with thisgirl that wis taller than me... she wis huge an made me feel lika umpa lumpa (:

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DavLynn 4

well this would be an fml if you were actually 2 inches shorter

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cooperd52 6

Your an idiot 4'11" OR 68 lbs if you don't way more than 68 lbs you need help

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pvtpilot 0

If I were two inches shorter, I might not be able to reach her cervix

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