By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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DocBastard 38

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

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franceypants 0

it's not your fault your short... I'm short too, but it runs in the fam.

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elmousey 5

I know, this is a very stupid FML. You could make up tons of dumb hypothetical FML's like this... Today, I found out that if I slept 2 hours less than normal I'd be tired. FML or Today I found out if I made $5000 more I'd be in a higher tax bracket. FML Really who cares? The situation your life is effed about does not even apply to you.

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Auntie_Christ 0

That's what happens when you touch yourself for pleasure. Didn't your mom teach you that? Remember: my brother is always watching...

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kmarrs 2

There is an age limit on that law. The age limit is like 8 years old. 22 > 8. Stop being so dramatic.

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lmaoatall 6

I don't see the fml in this. you don't have to use one sooo... I get it, they are fun to sit in once in awhile. I sit in my sons for ***** and giggles. it's ok Minnie me, you can too! I smell cabage....

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SirEBC 7

Whoa, whoa, Perdix. There's only room for one penis joke maker around these parts.

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QueenOfBoredom 0

I'm 5'4" and 13... take that!

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Chej 0

Both me and my step brother were 6' by 13, but that's also when I stopped growing.

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DavLynn 4

oh same here, that's not really something to brag about though. height in particular isn't something to brag about

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ohhsnappitsme 15

Why would a 22-year-old need to be in a booster seat, may I ask? Only kids under the age of 12 need one (or 11 - I forgot).

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perdix 29

What a coincidence! If I were two inches shorter, my nickname would be "Footlong!" Jkjkjkjk! I'm white and don't have huge dick. I kidded about that once and developed an eager fan base I didn't want to disappoint. You know who you are ;)

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gummibehrs 4

I'm white and my dick is non-existent. Coincidence?

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