Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have...

By shorty - 11/04/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 5 456

By ashleighsheba - 27/09/2016 16:43 - United States - La Vergne

Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML

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You deserved it 1 163

By "taelor14" - 08/11/2017 01:30

Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML

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You deserved it 312

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 23:39 - United States

Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML

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You deserved it 3 233

By ants9omarching - 10/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, the seat in my car broke and wouldn't move forward. I had to walk to school in the rain because I was too short to reach the pedals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 570

You deserved it 5 940

By fourfootnine - 07/03/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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You deserved it 4 389

By forever_young - 13/05/2016 13:03 - United States - Rochester

Today, despite being in high school, I'm still shorter than the average 3rd grader. FML

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You deserved it 1 816

By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

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By John Doe - 04/03/2024 13:00 - Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, I was standing in a bus, hanging on to a pole. At a roundabout, I turned with the bus… and blocked my spine. I'm 22 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 104

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By Tiny - 29/07/2014 08:27 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML

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You deserved it 3 801

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 April 2011 22:35

There are worse things in life than being short. At least you aren't a whiny little bitch. Oh, wait...

MysticMint 0

Monday 11 April 2011 22:28

But short people are cute. ;)

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sterlingarcher 1

Monday 11 April 2011 23:59

omg 99 I totally agree..

Darcon 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:00

LOL FU** YOUR LIFE!!

Dean_king 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:05

but you're not so what's the big deal that's not an fml that's almost an fml by 2 inches.

dt520 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:10

short chicks are hot so stop complaining

dt520 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:10

short chicks are hot so stop complaining

collinp89 1

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:14

but you arent... so whats the fml?!

stovetopzebra 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:12

I know how you feel, and I'm almost 23 :)

jess6blondie9 2

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:21

Well you're not two inches shorter so I don't see why you're upset about the booster seat idea. Being short isn't bad. I wish I was shorter.

Rachaelc23 8

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:21

the height for boosters is 4'9" that would make them 4'11". I'm 24 and I'm the same height. it sucks but it's life

jcpena 3

Tuesday 12 April 2011 0:21

join the club shorty... I'm 22 and 5' 0"

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