By AlwaysGottaFML - 20/08/2011 07:26 - United States

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
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Kayokku 1

Either way, he's still in dangerous territory.

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Legendslayer222 26

Wait, so has he been in the military at all or is the whole thing just a shameful lie?

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pasha135 0

lol epic 9 year fail ...

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minimaryme 4

Since men in the military make money, I would assume he would have some money in the bank. Buy something expensive for yourself! The worst thing a girl can do in this situation is to just come out and bust him. Screw with his mind! Have a little fun with the situation, make him really regret it! But don't cheat, because if you do, you won't be able to play the "he had an affair and I stayed loyal" card in court. Actually, you should probably consult a lawyer righ away, see how much money you can get from the bastard! Don't forget to mention how: you had emotional distress because you thought your husband was risking his life. From a legal standpoint, you can get everything from him. Hopefully his "other" other half likes him poor.

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harrywestt 0

great minds think alike but I would of done it a different way

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BighornB 0

Damn your a vindictive little shit. Definitely stay away from you.

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momo1972 3

Just like every other girl out there, look for a way for a guy to take care of you. And they all scream "women's lib" too

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smashgrab 0

Yeah, I don't know what military you are talking about, but the one I spent eight years in doesn't pay very well...

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