Intimacy: Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl...

By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML

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By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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The gays

By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 0:03

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:13

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

Comments

Hellbound_Alleee 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:57

It IS possible to say to someone, "Saturday is not good for me, as I have plans. Why not next Friday?"

PhishloverA 14

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:03

As mean as this may sound, ditch your grandmother and go on the date. If you already made plans with that girl you like, nobody can force you to cancel and go with your grandmother. Especially if you're 18, then you definitely can't be forced

imodilley 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:12

It's your grandma. She's not gonna be here forever. You might here it a lot but she's a women, treat her to a good lunch date and you might be spied on by a cute waitress. You never know.

GetTheFuckOut 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:59

Was your date a prostitute? Aha.

McNerdyNerd 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 23:55

I hate to assume, but the way you worded this, because you went on a date she owes you sex? No wonder you are still SINGLE.

Lahawalala 3

Friday 17 August 2012 0:57

Who says you're gonna have sex? It's one date. Unless she's a total ****, but then in that case I don't think that's the type of girl you wanna date.

dansco 24

Friday 17 August 2012 1:47

Grow a pair virgin! You can go on your date with Grandma anytime so get yourself out with the lass ;)

mndlz 6

Friday 17 August 2012 3:20

A tip from a girl, "I have to reschedule to take my Grandmother to lunch" = major bonus points... with the right kinds of girls.

nco1414 7

Friday 17 August 2012 5:49

****** by life

ungawd 3

Friday 17 August 2012 7:29

Really? Say sorry grandma but I have a date and go on today. Considering if she is, in fact going to lecture u on why your single, then she will understand.