By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
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thxnder 14

Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...

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xbrit551 13

what costs that much?

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rocker_chick23 27

A nice bottle of wine or really good alcohol.

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xbrit551 13

better be one big ass bottle.

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SilverSet 16

Imported alcohol usually, and top shelf brands. Mostly though expensive alcohol is aged, sometime 20+ years.

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Zebediabolical 39

I've got an unopened bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label that I bought in 2002 that cost me $200 at the time. It goes for closer to $275 now. I purchased it for a specific reason that fell through, so I'm waiting for it to come around again before I open it.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

You guys need a serious talk on boundaries. That's a huge pet peeve of mine. DO NOT TOUCH MY STUFF.

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Nuclear101 4

Tell her you put de-naturized alcohol in it after she drinks another bottle.

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PewDiePie_Lover 14

where exactly did she say that her roommate drinks Ops alcohol?

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iunpossible 15

Op wasn't exactly being subtle with her directed sarcasm.

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fygame 9

set a revenge trap. fill empty bottles with pee

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foxwasalamb 24

yeah i agree with you. when i find bottles lying around filled with yellow nastiness that smells foul, my first instinct is to drink it

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tashahoneyy 13

Yep, time to get a new roommate and ask for $150...make sure they're not forgeries

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winchestinalock 21

cos turning water into wine is so 2000 years ago lol anyways you need to have a talk with your roommate OP

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zandalee 19

Hide all of the rest of your valuables! Actually if I was you I would just move or tell her to.

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rocker_chick23 27

Make her buy you a new bottle and kick her out.

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Witchylady 17

Water is hydrating and healthier. But yes your room mate is a thief. Maybe you should take some money out of her purse and replace it with Monopoly money ? And see how she likes that?!!!!!

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ItsJustMe1616 26

So long as OP keeps the money to potentially give back to her. Even though the roommate deserves it, something tells me this revenge could backfire on OP and get her in some legal trouble. Which would definitely make replacing that 150 dollar bottle a lot harder to do than it already appears to be.

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