Kids: Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant....

By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 19:00

Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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By Sabrinna - 14/03/2024 11:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML

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Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

By malicemassacre - 17/01/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML

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By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

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Thursday 3 December 2009 12:36

hello Jerry Springer!

papertigers_fml 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 12:39

You both sound classy. Thumbs up!

Comments

Contess 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:45

That's why you dont have sex with just any person

Dingan 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:46

Honestly... I'm the only one here who find it amusing that this happened in Georgia? Oh and, ABORTION :3

merquryd 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:47

That's pretty nasty. But on the bright side, you and your best friend are kind of related now since your kids are siblings. Aren't ya'll one big happy family!

pierre_legendre 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:49

one word: ABORTION

einauglein 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:52

Get an abortion. Seriously.

theloftogden 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:53

Southern girls can get talked into anything. I almost married one. Almost.

Skull_300 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 16:59

What the ****? ****, get an abortion!

Anteezy 7

Thursday 3 December 2009 17:03

You totally deserve this dumbass you two slept with the same guy and you both failed to use protection... And you also bemoan the fact that he is not staying with either of you, but it is for the best it would be awkward for the one he didn't choose to be with.