By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 774
You deserved it 82 698

Same thing different taste

Comments

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

he can choose to not be involved however our awesome court system can tell him he still has to pay child support if you're lucky they will just dock it from his paycheck. do the American thing and take him to court

sportsnut 0

YDI YDI YDI...have you ever heard of this thing called birth control and if you're not on that, why not use a condom? Or, an even better idea, why not use both! omg, i think i may have just discovered a near foolproof way of avoiding pregnancy!!! and if you still let him blow his load in your stank hole, why not use this other fantastic invention called Plan B?! Put being a ***** and mounting the same guy aside for a minute...you two were just ******* stupid for not using protection. I hope both of you got a venereal disease to boot.

This sucks, but have you heard of a condom? It protects you from disease and pregnancy. And why are you having one night stands? Sorry, but YDI. Lesson learned, I hope.

Heh, heh. It doesn't matter if he moved out of state because he's still required to pay child support. He deserves it for being an idiot. Of course, the same goes for you. Have fun with your little bundles of joy.

there are so many methods of birth control on the market these days that there is simply no excuse for getting knocked up from a one night stand. YDI for being irresponsible. pill, shot, ring, implants galore and all sorts of spermicides and *hello* condoms? I bet he said "ooh I don't like the way it feels" and you two were both dumb enough to say "ooh what's the worst that could happen?!" I hope he also gave you herpes.

CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS goddammit you and your friend must be stupid! im surprised you got lucky with a baby and not an STI. jesus

it's so sweet when a **** finds another **** for a bestfriend!!!

executivemom 0

I feel sorry for your kids. have fun explaining it to them in a few years.