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By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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By malicemassacre - 17/01/2021 23:01

Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML

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By Carolyn Dee Humphrey - 07/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my friend and I have the same due date and the same baby daddy. It's my boyfriend of 9 years. FML

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Thursday 3 December 2009 12:36

hello Jerry Springer!

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Thursday 3 December 2009 12:39

You both sound classy. Thumbs up!

Comments

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:15

Dont be mean! They probably didn't know. Cmon!

Astrophilia 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 4:24

Sue for paternity. He isn't allowed to "not get involved".

afrikaaner 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:34

Yes, he's an arse, but both of you are bloody hookers! Who does that?

PhillyFox 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 3:40

Well YDI for 1) having sex with someone you barely even know and 2) not using protection. Condoms are cheap. Jeez I'm starting to see why stupid people tend to breed so quickly.