By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 589
You deserved it 5 671

Same thing different taste

Top comments

nick347b 6

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

Comments

I'm a 22 year old virgin I will GLADLY touch your boobs and I don't care if my parents find out or not.

lightzonlycast 2

Sounds like this should be an fml

I would have laughed at him, grabbed his hands and put them on my boobs anyways

Come on over here, I'll fondle them for you.

You're dating him, you deserve it. Hope you learned a lesson in what happens when you date a stupid guy. Try to find a smart nice guy next time

Get his parents to touch your boobs to show him its ok!

That is the lamest thing ever. Maybe he's just in the closet and doesn't really like boobs.

sch092797 7

At least you know he's not going to cheat on hou

perdix 29

How strange! My biggest fear when I touch boobs is that NOBODY will find out. Every time I get to touch a tit, I usually sign it with a Sharpie ;)

The_wolf_gang 1

Get at me I'll play with them *******