By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

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Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML
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nick347b 6

Tell him to touch your boobs or you'll tell his parents.

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baconstrips 12

Boyfriend: hehehe boobies! :D Girlfriend: wanna touch them? Boyfriend: NO WAY! My parents will kill me!

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pantherflb66 0

I'll fill in for em lol

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jobsman99 0

Oh one other thing. I will play with your boobs for you, my parents will not care.

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lxmadmardiganxl 0

Grab his head and place his face between them he will forgot about everything else.

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Commander223 9

Haha. The Big Bang Theory is such a good program(:

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perdix 29

How do you know that his parents haven't set up a booby trap?

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Arch27 27

#96 - And if she's not sure about that I'm confident she can find a whole string of guys to test that theory for her. *takes a number, waits his turn*

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jaredofmo 22

Time for him to man up and grow a pair. "Have you actually touched a boob? Because I have! LOADS!"

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sweetassugar2 0

Not gonna lie...that's really sad. Buddy needs to seriously grow a pair.

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