By holdengurl18 - 21/06/2011 04:46 - China

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
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thoughtcriminal7 3

Is your boyfriend two years old? What a dumbass. Try dating someone who acts like an adult.

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MrBoredGuy 1

don't ever get a vibrator...

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TADspace 30

OP, You need to get a new boyfriend.

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chimcharx3 15

my ex did that. only it was a piece of paper I named Julio.

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ThickHead 0

break up with that freak.

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thepatty8474 10

dudes got probs no offense, n thats kinda cute tho :D

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Tell him it isn't working out because your stuffed critter understands you better. On a more serious note, run away.

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AnneFTW 17

Stop overreacting, this is his way of luring you into sleeping with him. He's trying to show you that he'd beat up any guy that would sleep with you (this doesn't necessarily mean he really likes you though, it sounds like he's just desperate for sex - don't give in!)

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