By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 03:28 - United States

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Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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xshyguyx 0

Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?

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MysteryJoker 5

I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Please tell me you're yourself the daughter of a teacher, cause that would be even funnier...when you reunite with your older 1/2 siblings who tell the same story.

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FerrariCake 2

Guess now you know what dad was doing at those "parent-teacher conferences".

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ladiesman14 0

boohoo get over it and deal with it. your just mad that he will have to pay child support. which means less money to spend on you. getting her fired will only make things worse for your stepsister.

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Tigg3r 3

Haha, awesome conversation, OP: *raises hand* Teacher: Yes? Op: Can I use the restroom? Teacher: Why? OP: You are sleeping with my father and going to have his baby soon. Class: OMG!!!!!!!! Then they would all gawk like idiots at you. Have fun and FYL!!!

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sj_fml 0

what you must do is go up to her in the middle of the class and hug here, then say mommy!

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JustaAngel 6

You saw something in her,and so did your dad.I look forward to your episode of Maury

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COBRAMORPH 0

How do you be sure who the father is? Get that thing tested ASAP.

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r37s4090Xl7N 0

Seriously, who your dad has sex with is none of your business

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hayride1987 0

ummmm it is if he's still married to her mother....

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fourzerofour 0

Dude... Wow. You now have the perfect blackmail for your dad AND your teacher. Use it wisely.

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Sahuro 2

I dunno if your parents are divorced or not, but regardless, why should that affect your view on your teacher? She can sleep with whomever she wants, and so can your dad. BE HAPPY FOR THEM! =)

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