Intimacy, Sex, Pregnancy and Cheating: Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With...

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 03:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

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By mylifereallyISeffed - 22/07/2009 10:43 - Australia

Today, I came home to find my dad crying. Turns out my parents are getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By KittenTitz - 03/05/2020 20:00

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML

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By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2018 12:00

Today, my Mom found out that I've been intimate with one of my best friends in the past. We used protection, it never went anywhere, and we ended it amicably, but she still gave me a huge lecture. Later, she high-fived and congratulated him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 13:58

Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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xshyguyx 0

Monday 16 November 2009 12:09

Congrats on the better grades now i suppose you will get?

MysteryJoker 5

Monday 16 November 2009 13:10

I can imagine this scenario you: *raises hand in classroom* Miss, Can I transfer classes? teacher: Why? you: Because you are sleeping with my Dad.

Comments

baby_gurl2405 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:24

ha omg sucks to be you majorly. who wants to have their dad with their teacher? like eww wrong much? unless of course they were already married and watever. but u might wann stay with ur mum in this situation :P

bugmenotmofo 34

Monday 16 November 2009 13:34

Shmashmorshun down the stairs.

bored690 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:41

BLACKMAIL HER Then it's a FHL.

aideybear 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 2:06

and THAT'S a felony

startafire 0

Monday 16 November 2009 13:50

You probably could get her fired for that since the school won't want to look bad by condoning a teacher having an affair with a student's father. At the very worst, the pretty much have to let you have a different teacher if another one is available because of the conflict of interest.

fightingkittens 39

Saturday 30 July 2011 2:35

Schools never fire teachers. It's such a pain in the ass. If it even becomes an issue, the school could say, "She didn't know it was a student's father," and avoid having to deal with all the paperwork of firing her and hiring a new one. No one would hold it against them, believe me. FYL, OP. Definitely switch classes.

roflcobra 4

Monday 16 November 2009 14:00

See, THIS is a FML.

FMLpost187 0

Monday 16 November 2009 14:45

Your teacher should be fired anyway for not teaching you how to spell. (CongraDulated)

zombifysara 6

Monday 16 November 2009 14:55

...you're an idiot, and clearly failed more than a few spelling lessons yourself.

Esnedon 0

Monday 16 November 2009 15:02

#19: I "congrad" you on your correction fail. Honestly, there are so many grammar nazi's out there that just end up making themselves look like morons.