By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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raithex 0

That's just awkward. FYL, OP.

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BritLass 15

Damn that's screwed up! You basically did your step mom! :O

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DankTurtle 0

Tell ur dad to tell her ur poor then see what she says

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bubbles42597 0

Has anyone else thought about how perverted the dad is?

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xolovepink 0

i hate stupid bitches like that, theyre called *****.

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ScuseMePrincess 2

She tried the young calf; now she wants the old bull.

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