By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML
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DKjazz 20

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

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marmots 0

Marry her mother and then give her the, " I am your father " speech :-)

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ProhibitionRose 14

Ooh this is destined for Jerry Springer's special episode of "my step-son is now my step-daddy!" complete with DNA tests to prove who is really the step-mom's baby's daddy AND cat fights!

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Enslaved 36

You should give your dad pointers on what her likes and dislikes are in bed.

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anon_e_m00se 8

Don't just give him pointers. Do it in front of her (for the real pointers). And then later, make shit up.... and tell him that she LOVES things that honestly freak her out.

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rorymallorca 0

Really horible but better find out now how she is. Turn up with a new girl and spend plenty time in their company. Watch the space. Anyhow life moves on. Your father has badly let you down. He should have had the strength and skill not to get involved. But if it is true love you would never stop it

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juturnaamo 29

How she is? Who does that to their son? I like older guys, but I would never go there.

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heylesha 8

72.. didnt just the other day your profile say you were 14? If you like older men at that age go talk to your middle school counsler. Cause you may have a problem.

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thejedi08 10

date her mom see how she likes it!

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DonovanRiddick 6

Id smack that bitch! What is wrong with her!

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fromthesuck 8

I don't know about that. When it comes time to explain how he really doesn't have herpes it's kinda a story too crazy not to believe. Then we have potential for... Pity sex!!! Don't mind me I'm drunk right now

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blazinjsin 5

I think a beating would be in someone's future

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atarisrocks 6

There a high chance you had sloppy seconds after your dad when you was still dating her

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Darklord53 0

Mommy I'm cold, can I sleep with you? Haha jk go punch her in the ovaries.

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Toowoo 3

But not with your hands. Haha

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