Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

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By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2020 23:00

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2022 01:00

Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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By Eric Jurgensen - 10/06/2020 17:03

Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

jetmarvinwelch 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 13:39

Jerry springer

Brooding99 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:21

Wow OP, fyl man. But props to your dad, be weird having sex with a woman my son did... But hey yeehaw for middle life crisis. Kinda makes me happy my dad is ugly as shit and fat as hell.... Seeing him pull the tail I do would just hurt.

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:28

Your father has no honor!

eesingz48 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:30

Haha gross that totally sucks your dad's balls

perdix 29

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:39

For some reason, knowing everyone's age would make all the difference. If the kid was dating a cougar, that would be one thing, but it dad robbed the cradle, it would be another. I guess only in Kentucky do they have MIUTFs - mothers I used to ****.

perdix 29

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:46

I got it! Bring home another girl, and when you dad bones her, rat him out to your "mom." She'll divorce him and win custody of you, so you two can resume ******* while your dad pays for it. SAT scores be damned! This is the real proof that I'm a jeenyus!