Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

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Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

alycion 38

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:57

How screwed up in the middle of a mud life does a parent have to be to do this to their own child? Wow just wow

kkmwong 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:57

Dating her mom would be hot.

kadude13 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:44

WTF!?!?!?

eff5 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:06

Move out son!

radiocaf 29

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:13

oh my god does YLS. sorry to hear that dude.

Rabidkid 14

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:15

Tell people your dad is getting your sloppy seconds? How many people get to say that??

hoofroodat1 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:19

That sucks. Haha I don't know what I would do, that's so low.

momo1972 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:25

Nice

BloodyMary666 24

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:31

Holy shit...wtf??

heyred 11

Sunday 25 September 2011 11:50

Crossed swords. Ew.

MainPrism 16

Sunday 25 September 2011 12:03

Seriously, wtf is wrong w/ ur family bro?!

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