Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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You deserved it 3 012

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

hmunny 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 14:58

Messed up!!! Big time! I'd just leave the house. Just saying.

2tone2bone 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:09

ya I was gonna make a bad comment but then I realized that this person lives in Kentucky, so I remembered that that's normal out there Hahahah.

MandathePanda24 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:11

Nice loll made my day... I just woke up

MernieAnne 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:36

What is wrong with your father? Can't he stay away from your Ex girlfriends?

jade99_fml 4

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:40

A true FML.

daydreamer244 13

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:49

what I wanna know is what your dad said to you about this.

garfield224 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:56

No strings attached much

Life_sucks_13 6

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:57

That's just a little creepy. No one will blame you if you run away.

tlo139 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:59

This is quite unfortunate...

pvhsbaseball2 5

Sunday 25 September 2011 15:59

That does suck

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