Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

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Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML

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Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML

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By anonymous - 31/10/2014 04:24 - United States - Rancho Cordova

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

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By xkal174 - 15/11/2010 11:33 - United States

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

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By Pat - 22/09/2020 04:01 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".

Comments

nolyn 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:04

Oh, god. That's so terrible, but it made me laugh so hard.

A100893 30

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:07

That is so ****** up.

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:14

Well thats one MILF who u already ******. Not many people can say that.

totalkaos 3

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:15

she sounds like a doorknob.....everyone gets a turn

urbanhawk 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:21

If they were to have a kid, break up, and then have you marry her wouldn't that make you the father of your own brother/sister?

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:27

Remind her in a left-handed way that you've slept with her/seen her naked

leadman1989 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:30

Oh it's not awkward yet wait till... they have kids and you've had sex with your brothers mom. F your mother ******* Life!!!

leadman1989 15

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:38

Hey leadman, stop trolling yourself. I saw this on a movie or a tv show before funny then funny now. Sorry op FYL.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:37

There is just too much wrong with this...

santel_fml 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:42

That's crap

mechmarine 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 10:50

no strings attached much?

cassy1212 1

Sunday 25 September 2011 17:12

Yupp, I think. he is just makin this up for attention!

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