By Anonymous - 07/07/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML
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mijzelffan 0

ouch. Just say you're staying neutral in the court

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Hazimius 0

Despite the OP having no control over the situation, there are still YDI votes...

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XxXx4xXxX 0

hmmm that sucks big time....sorry bout that

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happy_animal_lov 0

you don't have to say what the attorney wants. and yeah they can force you, that sucks. your dads a complete douchbag for making you do that:(

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xNephilim 18

The 5th doesn't have anything to do with that, dumbass!

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Arya1990 7

Damn OP. That's AWFUL! What ended up happening?

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scotty1234 0

I wouldn't go if a rifle was pointed to my head

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califormula 0

get your own attorney

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smlz4me 1

go to jail. they'll bail you out. hopefully.

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brknankls 5

then do the time family comes first man

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shaubygal 11

your dads an asshole no doubt about it he shouldn't do that he's a DOUSHE

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gntfmlingnow 12

Tell your father he has two choices: He either withdraws from calling you in, or pays any fines/bail to get you out of prison for not showing up. if he's that much a prick to not even ask you about it beforehand, he deserves it

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