Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me...

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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You deserved it 3 864

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 326

You deserved it 7 313

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 188

You deserved it 7 823

Trust

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 591

You deserved it 87

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 025

You deserved it 26 941

Taking the Micheal

By Michael - 20/09/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 714

You deserved it 325

By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 21:36 - United States - New York

Today, I found out my fiancée's been cheating on me. Her excuse? Her ADHD made her do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 814

You deserved it 3 512

By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 970

You deserved it 4 373

By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 053

You deserved it 2 976

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 95 895

You deserved it 6 270

By yee-whore - 18/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Waterbury

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 325

You deserved it 3 792

elodymayweeble 7

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:18

Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.

doumtabarnack 12

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:16

What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP

Comments

kentuckyguy 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:25

Tell her she gave you the experience to avoid cheating ******,like her.

StarThrower 17

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:26

Well, statistically 1 out of 4 people have herpes, so...better get out now, and may the odds be ever in your favor.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 April 2013 6:29

#13, and that's among the general public (I did remember to include the L), I'll bet. Amongst people that sleep around, I'd guess the infection rate is much higher. Sure, the STDs might eventually get him, but I think he's irritated now by her calluses.

StarThrower 17

Saturday 6 April 2013 6:38

You are quite right, and I'm sure there are plenty more things to be irritated about. I was just trying to be clever with a popular reference :D Watched Hunger Games two days ago for the first time, so it's still fresh in my mind.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 April 2013 6:50

#34, ah, if so, I'd have thought you'd wonder about how many arrows she had in her quiver -- and what makes her quiver quiver ;)

docscientist 9

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:48

Parkinson's?

kyu_Q 19

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:35

Soo wrong but funny as hell

HortonThelephant 15

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:28

Well if that is her intention, I highly recommend she reads: Suck You's The Art of Fellatio.

QQmore_fml 18

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:29

Please you with an STD?

Hyde_is_Back 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:26

The gift that keeps on giving...?

\ 28

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:34

But not with other partners.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:40

Did you find out about her cheating because you questioned her improved sex moves? :P

BexBaby86 21

Saturday 6 April 2013 5:45

Tell her she can keep pleasing others, while you find someone who deserves you. Then girls wonder why they can't find a nice guy... They keep treating the nice ones like shit!