By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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Jessa91 10

Maybe you should be spending more time with granny!

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elly94 23

Lol that just became a favourite FML. You have a granny like that movie Hoodwinked or something like that..

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reymon8823 24

Or the granny in Madagascar lol

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jw90 18

Then go out and make something of yourself.

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cosicosei 22

...please tell me she has no teardrops... Icer granny?

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TheDrifter 23

I'd imagine she's retired by now, more of a source of wisdom for new club ladies than a hardcore party girl.

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misspulkadot24 17

Your grandma sounds like Napoleon Dynamite's grandma. I bet she makes a damn good quesadilla.

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corporatescoundr 25

This person has to be related to my wife!!!! Her grandma just joined a biker gang a few months ago.

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kdm_km1 19

you're probably obese or something

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Mshrodes 13

Come on. I'd love to have a grandma like that. As for your own life, 32 years-old is nothing, hopefully you have a lifetime ahead of you, so get back up ! and hey, telling your grandma's story would be a great way to meet new people. I'd want to be your friend. (That comment was sponsored by Disney, Nicholas Sparks-based movies, and every other source of hope in the world)

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mjbehnen 7

Why are you complaining on FML about this? If you're 32, single and making minimum wage: DO SOMETHING TO CHANGE IT. There are tons of jobs out there you can get, without a college degree, that pay more than minimum wage. If you wanna meet someone, go to a bar, go on match.com, go try to meet people. Stop throwing a pity party.

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