By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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perdix 29

It's a lot easier for women to get sex than for men. Don't ever try to compete with them in a "getting action" contest, even if they spot you a two-generation head-start.

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Epikouros 31

Well, if he's jealous about being ****** by heavily tattooed fat guys wearing leather pants, he'll be able to catch up with granny's lifetime score within a year or two.

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lotusenta 14

Sounds like Gramma would be awesome to hang out with. Maybe you should try it sometime.

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Cat_Upton 8

I feel ya got no mates either. It's a lonely life

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Poetaster 10

Well , You need to step it up!

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ghil15 8

well i think you need to start hanging out with grandma

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viau 13

say goodbye to your money. its gone and aint going to come back...

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ksks1234 33

Where did it go? Did op have to pay for sex? How did you know this? Is he your client?

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hbake 13

Maybe the client used to visit Stephanie from the previous FML.

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