By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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kasmol 16

The problem isn't that grandma gets more action than you. The problem is that grandma has more energy and motivation than you. Get up off your ass and do something besides complain.

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Shepardspie71 8

Your life is what u make it. If it sucks its all u bro

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Simoneaux17 11

Your grandma is awesome. Just saying.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Work on your people skills or set a lower bar for making friends. Real question: Do you actually go out and try to meet people?

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IronSkye 7

So cool! Man, that's what I call a hardcore woman.

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cheetoaf 6

Which "Notorious" Biker Gangs allow women to be members?

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kyniska79 0

I'm right there with ya OP. Good friends are hard to find, let alone a good guy! :(

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papasik 6

could it be that pleasing your grandma is a rite of passage for new members... no, no way.

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