By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML
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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Why are you thinking about your grandma having sex?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Ask to join her posse. Meet some new people

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worldclassrager 39

Keep your chin up...and think positively...things will look up soon... But dude you got a badass grandmother...maybe she can hook you up with the club or something...

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shanannygians07 28

at least your grandma is still around and shes cool as shit

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control_machete 1

well join a motorcycle group

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alwaysmalia 12

Go get a makeover and head to the bar. Duh.

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senornasty 3

go change your life if you cant handle the loneliness...otherwise go smoke some nice kush

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olpally 32

So do something about your situation then? Be more assertive perhaps? Idk. Ill probably get thumbed down anyways for this comment. Meh.

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sweet23_fml 11

so true... don't just sit around waiting for life to happen get out there... maybe get a job as a bartender that way you get a decent pay and you can make friends while you work.

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Thi3fstheme 9

It's sad when you grandma is respected my a gang and your single with no friends

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hannaaaahr 33

Your and you're, you're hurting my eyes.

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