Animals: Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird...

By damnthedog - 19/01/2013 07:40 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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Petty quibble

By Time wasted - 18/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Now we're cooking

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Or he's a drug mule?

By jlujan00 - 05/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 11:57

You didn't think to wash it first?

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 19 January 2013 12:04

Home Made Piss-ta Sauce.

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Saturday 19 January 2013 15:07

Pa Pa Pasta Roma To-May-Tah Garlic! Ooo-La-La! I’m so delicious Forget Spaghetti I want Linguine Give me Fusilli, Penne, or Ziti Ravioli Gnocchi or Tortellini ~Lady Pasta (Not Gaga)

Lioness8197 18

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:26

Which song was that making fun of? I read it in the poker-face tune.

Enslaved 36

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:37

Bad Romance. (:

gc327072 30

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:56

Somebody go put this on sirinz.org I'm too lazy.

123_pixy 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:52

Shouldn't you be washing the basil leaves before using them anyway :/

jogihoppa8343 23

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:57

its not the dog's fault at all. you(OP) were supposed to educate it about the importance of using bathroom ..perhaps you were busy having paasta. ..

Talooka 10

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:58

It's an acquired taste.

xRezSynn 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:14

Dogs play in yards...and dogs can't think like humans...what did you think was gonna happen?

000lizzy000 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 16:41

Why would you not clean it before hand

zzzmonkey 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 17:09

Why didn't you wash it first....?

gothiccandy 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 18:10

If you're gonna have any kind of garden and a dog, put a fence around it. That way your dog can't void all over your herbs/vegetables/etc. YDI for not thinking ahead!