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By damnthedog - 19/01/2013 07:40 - Australia - Wollongong

Today, I found out that my home-made pasta sauce had a weird taste to it because my basil patch in the backyard has become my dog's preferred spot to pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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Petty quibble

By Time wasted - 18/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend spent forty minutes making pasta sauce when we had a perfectly good jar of pasta sauce in the pantry. FML

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Bad boy!

By Carrie - 23/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Now we're cooking

By Anonymous - 05/05/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I made homemade pasta from scratch. I spent hours kneading the dough, rolling it out, and cutting it into perfect strips. When I went to cook it, I realized that I forgot to add salt to the dough. The pasta tasted like damp cardboard. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Well okay then - 09/10/2016 17:12 - United States - Palmdale

Today, after letting the painters working on my house know that they're more than welcome to use my restroom, I walked outside only to find three of them pissing in my garden. One even aimed for my tomatoes. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Or he's a drug mule?

By jlujan00 - 05/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I cleaned up the dog poop from around the back yard. This is how I discovered that my dog's favorite snack appears to be used condoms. FML

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By lizzy1843 - 26/01/2011 14:48 - United States

Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Saturday 19 January 2013 11:57

You didn't think to wash it first?

Pleonasm 35

Saturday 19 January 2013 12:04

Home Made Piss-ta Sauce.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Saturday 19 January 2013 12:17

You can always build a little fence or gate around your patch. Also you should always wash it off. Otherwise you're going to be pissed.

drkrissy1331 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 12:20

Seems the dog wanted to help his momma with cooking and add his own lil spice!

Sandsh8rk 36

Saturday 19 January 2013 12:58

That must have 'pissed' you off.

13ky13 20

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:28

Well that's a shitty situat... Damn, wrong FML.

whY402Jay 12

Saturday 19 January 2013 13:00

It's good that you investigated and now know the problem.

Mackenzie99 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 13:15

Ew!!!! I'd be so mad!!!

CharresBarkrey 15

Saturday 19 January 2013 20:27

Why? The dog didn't do it on purpose.

The_Decider 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 13:43

Wash it?

Shelta957 13

Saturday 19 January 2013 13:59

Mmmm... Extra salt?

imsh0rts0watt 9

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:32

YDI.. Put a fence around any kind of garden if you own a dog!

asherm 15

Sunday 20 January 2013 0:00

I was thinking the same, put a fence around the stuff you don't want doggie waste products on, and help keep other critters out too.

perdix 29

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:33

I suggest you don't make gnocchi with the "potatoes" you harvest in your garden.

racheldeanne 7

Saturday 19 January 2013 14:50

Perhaps putting something around the garden to block the dog from reaching it? Not sure how you didn't think of that, OP.

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