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By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML

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By whatdidimarry - 24/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML

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By upliftmofo - 28/03/2011 05:56 - Belgium

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By Miss_Blaine - 29/06/2016 20:05 - United States - Houston

Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML

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By confusedcatlover - 06/04/2013 11:42 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2014 02:14 - United States - Kennesaw

Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

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Meow!

By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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Leftovers

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML

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Good boy, best boy

By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01

Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML

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nnnnada 6

Tuesday 19 June 2012 18:36

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

darwinism 30

Tuesday 19 June 2012 18:38

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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splashman 7

Friday 22 June 2012 2:12

Was this a result of the marriage or did he do this before? Either way, looks like you have two pets now

Aijarox 4

Friday 22 June 2012 12:12

Da *****

dragonmonkey 9

Saturday 30 June 2012 11:21

Congrats to your husband... and you.

violetwonder 9

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:02

...Eww

magnetic_aura 26

Sunday 21 September 2014 0:29

In the same place? Because that's impressive!

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Same thing different taste

Meow!

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