By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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heitwl 1

If he starts dragging his ass on the floor. Get him to a vet stat!

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The_Thinker 18

I can only imagine that OP's husband must also cough up a number of hairballs, along with the cat.

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hateevryone 14

That's disturbed

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poopycat 5

Make him lick you a little bit "downstairs"

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Jumpingmal2 7

Ahhh OP your husband is smart, showers can take up too much time if you are in a rush. Just give yourself a few licks and you're good to go

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darkangel752 2

How is that even possible for a guy to do??!!

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freestyledrummer 0

You must really love cats or something of its personality

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desertpunk75 11

...he licks down there? Dear god the man must be flexible.

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zandalee 19

I recon every re blooded man is secretly jealous of your man. I also imagine quite a few of them will be turning into contortionists tonight, just trying to lick themselves!!

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