By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 10:51 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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nnnnada 6

Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.

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darwinism 30

If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.

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Tempest559 12

Why are cat people so weird? Do the cats make them that way or do they have to own a cat because that's how they were to start. This is the great mystery of the cosmos.

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chickenzipper 2

Cat people? Last I recall dogs can lick there own ass

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mikeymayhem_87 15

And they say dogs have the cleanest mouths too... I wouldn't want a dog to lick my face after it licked it's ass

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random_jay 6

If a man is flexible enough to give himself a *******, does that make him gay or the luckiest man on earth?

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Marteeny23 19

I love your picture did you draw that?

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In_some_bullshit 13

Wow... Well at least he is Not into licking the cat, **********, that is at least good. But still Your life sucks! Gross! He should want You to lick him Not lick himself!

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22cute 17

Because we can only ever want ONE sexual experience in life, right?

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GothInside 6

Wow he must be really bendy!!!

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iFSxJiETS 0

What is wrong with licking yourself? when i finish eating cheetos i like the dust feom my hands, when i eat something and it gets on my lip i lick my lip. maybe im just weird :/

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22cute 17

I think Op is just being subtle. Her husband was clearly caught licking himself in a more..*ahem*..provocative way. You may still be weird, 62, but I think you missed the salient point.

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