By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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xochi417 1

Also, is he subject to "drug testing" at his job for example? The mind reels with possible revenge schemes!!! Leave our G-D smoothies alone, gentlemen. Or you may live to regret.

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mightymart 5

Im gonna be an asshole here but YDI. Stop drinking smoothies every morning, no wonder youre fat...

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ashleyiowa12 3

Ummm that's horrible, you could've gotten sick from it or something. Many diet pills aren't safe for everyone. What an idiot.

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iancomings 3

167 u r a sexist pig and a shut in its not only women men are extreemly pressured. at least here in jersey. and the woman has compleat controkl of the relationship not the man

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42billybob 5

Every comment has a little blue "reply" link. Use it. I also have to side with your opponent. Women have a lot more pressure to be attractive. I think it's because there's some social bias that men have to do the courting, which puts the burden of the man on confidence & ability to entertain. Where as the woman has to work with looks alone to catch a man's interest. So they put in more effort and raise the bar on each other. That and tearing down competition is easier outright beating it, so the pressure from other women becomes direct, intentional, and even malicious. I don't envy it.

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iancomings 3

167 u r a sexist pig and a shut in its not only women men are extreemly pressured. at least here in jersey. and the woman has compleat controkl of the relationship not the man

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marissa246 0

aw well atleast he didnt come out and say " your fat"

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SamanthaanJordan 3

That's BS, he should love no just the way you are!!

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Orangejuicebaby 4

What a jerk... Maybe, you should buy him some penis enlargement pills and see how much he likes it. :)

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DarthVader77 9

Women, men and a long lost struggle with obesity.never-ending source of inspiration

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