By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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hyden121 2

Sometimes the subtle hints are the loudest...

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Clarice1 9

That is SO dangerous! You could've had a life-threatening reaction and not even known what you'd taken. A lot of times when I hear about some relationship behavior and have to decide whether it's screwed up, I think of my parents. If some guy slipped drugs to my mom, my dad would want to beat the hell out of him, I have no doubt. He'd hold himself back and deal with it a better way, but... a spouse is supposed to be someone who promised to love and protect you. Nobody gets dressed on their wedding day looking forward to a lifetime of secrets and risks to their health. Ick.

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brujitha 3

That's so messed up :/

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SorrowFull 8

Slip laxatives in his smoothies. It should even everything out.

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CHOMP3R 0

You shouldn't let him get away with this. He shouldn't be trying to change you! Someone who truly loves you would look past appearances and into the heart.

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sodapopper 6

Take note of your actual body frame and be realistic. Is he right? Take the freaking pills.. Get the hint Barbara!!!

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Dyehard 9

YDI if you have a "morning shake." try something healthy next time.

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Emperorerror 8

At least he cares >_> Not to mention that you probably ARE fat if you're having a "morning smoothie".

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Fulldemonstorm 10

ouch but how do you know they were diet pills

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