By apparentfatty - 11/11/2011 11:50 - Canada

Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11

Slip penis enlargement pills in his drinks. ;D

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Miss_Michaela 10

Well, show him that you think he's constipated by slipping laxatives into his morning coffee.

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Emoney1 3

Sounds like you're fat and your husband is an ass.

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thatonename 7

Couldn't possibly be both right? I mean those to things are completely tied together, so only one can be true.

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loserman67 35

THAT STINKS! Slip some asprin into his drink and tell him: A: "These are anti-douche bag pills, I think you need a double dose." B: "It's going to be a cold day in hell before he gets to slip anything into your "smoothie"." You deserve a better man!

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MissPunchYouOut 5

I Either this is fake, or someone is copying the real person. This is because I have seen this post 3 times.

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fthislyfe 22

I have seen similar posts too but is doesn't have ANYTHING to do with being fake!

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MissPunchYouOut 5

Maybe this person wants to get the word out, or they are bored and wanted to do their first one over?

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Vaginabutter 15

Send a pic, we'll decide.

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cntryiscntrywide 0

I wouldn't want to send a picture to someone who's username is vaginabutter, wouldn't be my smartest move all day.

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blizzie622 0

I have a smoothie every morning. Frozen unsweetened fruit with 8oz apple juice. It's about 300 calories. is that unhealthy? Nope

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Torva_fml 16

Start slipping miracle grow into his underwear.... Wishful thinking.

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Badab1ng 5

Morning smoothie ehh? More like morning caramel milkshake, with whipped cream and chocolate sauce, two cherries and sweet sweet sweeeeeeet vanilla sprinkles.

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